AISubs v3.7
Can you do it?
What did you say?
You can change your clothes.
No, I just took it off.
This may come out first.
Take it off first.
Wait a minute.
What is it?
I can't say that there is no such uniform.
The apron is also popular now.
It's good to wear something like this.
It's a bit of a retro dance style.
I don't want to stand out by doing different things with people like this.
I'm surprised you suddenly dissed me.
You may be the first one.
However, there is one member who is very unique in that it is not easy to understand.
It's YUMEMARU.
YUMEMARU ended with the phrase "strange".
It's a board game.
I became friends with you and recognized you.
I didn't know you.
I understood that YUMEMARU was strange.
Is there any right for YUMEMARU to say "strange"?
Among the five of us, we want to give someone the right to say "strange" to YUMEMARU.
So today, we will decide who is the most ordinary of the four of us.
YUMEMARU will join us this time as well.
Please do as you like.
I understand.
When I answer seriously, I feel different.
By the way, I've been saying "strange" lately.
I've been strange since high school.
YUMEMARU's "strange" is one of us.
When it happens, we say "strange".
It's a rumor.
It has nothing to do with us, but you said it on TWITTER, right?
What does it have to do with you?
I went to a local udon restaurant.
Me, my friends and NACCHAN ate udon.
We put tempura miso in it and ate it.
Then suddenly the door opened and we came in.
Is it a tradition?
The scariest thing is that it's my classmate's or my dad's restaurant.
Please say "strange" if you can't say "strange".
SACHIO-SAN is angry.
Don't think about things at your own point of view!
People who don't change even today are...
Are you talking too much on the phone?
What are you doing?
Shut up!
You said "shut up"!
You were angry on TWITTER about three days ago.
What happened?
I got drunk and couldn't say anything.
What happened?
I can't say it because it's my job.
It's a real thing.
I can't say it because it's my job.
OK, I'll say "strange".
It's a normal thing.
I can't say it because it's my job.
I chose things I don't like.
I'll say the first one.
It's day and night.
Day and night doesn't mean it's day now.
When you think it's night, take a picture of the sky and send it to me.
- It's 13:11 now. - Is it OK?
- It's OK. - It's still day.
My day is too short.
There are five people, so the third one is the best.
The third one is in the middle of everyone.
Yumemaru will say something.
What if Yumemaru says something dangerous?
That's dangerous.
But Yumemaru has the right to say something.
That's right.
If Yumemaru had a good idea in the middle of everyone, Yumemaru would be very jealous of himself.
I hate myself.
I'm going down.
OK, I'll say the first one.
- Let's get started. - OK.
- Is it over? - We have to wait until it's day and night.
How about the second one?
- The first one is not up yet. - You're smart.
- What do you want me to do? - I'll announce the first one tomorrow.
- Let's do the second and fifth one first. - I like the fifth one.
- The second one is water and hot water. - I see.
- The water is over there, so please add hot water to it. - I just thought of hot water!
- When you think of it, say "It's hot water!" and pay for it. - Okay.
- I'll go to Asuke's place. - You're too far!
Asuke's place
These are the winners.
There is 100 ml of water in front of you. It's just water from the tap.
There is hot water here. You have to record the temperature of the water and pay for it.
I think the temperature of the bath is the standard.
I think it's about 40 to 42 degrees.
Thinking about it...
Ah, it's hot water.
It's hot water, but it feels the best when you drink it like this.
It's hot water.
- I think I'm fine with this. - Okay, let's do it.
There is no water at all.
I have to cool it down.
I put it in too much.
In other words, it's probably the most comfortable bath.
Now!
Then I would like to put it in!
Surprisingly, I think this will become hot water easily, so let's add a little more.
Hot water!
I came!
Isn't it the best hot water?
Hot water shadow came out!
It is hot water.
Welcome, welcome!
The cook has a good temperature.
This is about bitter.
The next moment.
This is hot water!
How did you do it?
Everyone increased the amount of hot water and ate it.
Is there so little water?
It will take your hand.
After putting it in.
Oh, that's what you mean.
It can't be put in like this for a long time.
That's right.
This is it.
Oh, here it is.
Well, let's get rid of it!
How should we announce it?
Should we ask in the middle?
Then, first of all, with this question,
who will get an average point and a dreamy battle point?
It's okay if it's an average point.
Let's start with the temperature.
Okay.
40.8 degrees Celsius.
It's Shimizu!
40.8 degrees Celsius.
Well, that's about it.
I know what you want to say.
Well, well.
Because you're right about the bath.
That's right.
You're saying the same thing about the bath.
Yeah, you're saying the same thing.
Then, Shimizu's first and last person.
Tecchan's 37.3 degrees Celsius.
Yes!
It's 37.3 degrees Celsius.
Yes.
My bath was set at 40 degrees Celsius.
Because I don't like hot water.
40 degrees Celsius is more than enough hot water.
It's more than enough hot water.
I see.
Shizu's is 36.5 degrees Celsius and it's the highest.
Oh, it's high.
It's high.
Personally, I think it's higher than 40 degrees Celsius.
Oh.
I think it should go somewhere from there.
Oh.
Shizu's last person, please.
Ryo's is 42.6 degrees Celsius and it's the highest.
Oh.
It's high.
It's hot, isn't it?
Kimewara-san, you forgot about the kick paper.
I forgot about it.
What is it?
Kimewara-senpai's is 46.7 degrees Celsius and it's the highest.
It's hot!
This is...
No, it's not hot!
Wait.
People get burned at about 45 degrees Celsius.
Yeah.
Getting burned is hot water.
I don't think baths are hot water.
That's warm water, isn't it?
What?
I don't think baths are hot water.
Getting burned is hot water.
This is Yumemaru.
That's right.
This came up in my mind.
When the discussion is divided like this...
No, it's not like that.
You can say it normally.
Oh, that's right.
This time, Yumemaru is the farthest away.
That's weird.
What is it?!
In front of you all, there is exactly one gram of red paint.
And there is blue paint in my hand.
When you mix it and think "Wow, it's purple now", stop it.
How many grams have decreased from the tube?
Please keep that record.
Yes, purple.
Don't we need this distance?
Don't we need it now?
We don't need distance, do we?
What do you mean?
Huh?
It's not our distance.
No, you guys are here now.
It's not our distance!
It's not our distance, idiot!
You don't need my close-up!
What are you preparing for?
We're separated like this.
You don't need it?
Are you okay?
I'll add it little by little.
If you multiply it too much at first, you won't be able to get it back.
But it's still red and purple.
Red and purple
I think it's fine like this.
But this color when you apply it like this...
This is nothing but purple!
No matter how you think about it, red is strong.
So I think blue is just a little.
Oh!
It was about one to one.
It's purple now.
I'll go with this.
I'll start with this.
It suddenly looks like wine red.
I want to take care of these big words.
But you know, wine red is purple, right?
Red wine is purple, right?
It's not red, is it?
I'll go with this.
Dark colors change colors in an instant.
Oh!
It's purple!
Wow!
I think I got it!
I think it's just right.
This is my purple.
Sushi food!
Purple!
Please enjoy it.
If you multiply it too much at first, you won't be able to get it back.
It's starting to look like wine red.
I think it's fine like this.
I'll go with this.
I'm sorry, but I didn't like the question very much.
- Well... - Isn't it the other way around?
- On top of that, I thought it was purple. - Yes, I got it.
Okay, the person in the middle!
Please!
- It's Ryo-kun! - Okay!
- Well... - I think so.
- Let's say it. - Well...
- He's looking at you the most. - Well...
- It's purple.
- It's pretty much the same.
- Not many people. - What language is it?
- What language? - Ryo's Siri.
- What language do you speak? - It's not English now, is it?
Okay, I'm sorry. Who's a little less than Ryo?
- It's Toshimizu-kun! - Hello!
- Yay! - Your face is annoying.
- It's Gangnam Style. - Ryo-kun is...
0.70.
- And Toshimizu-kun is... - 0.53.
- Wow! - Wow!
- Okay, okay. - I don't know anymore.
- It's a little reddish. - It's a little reddish.
- Let's go one step higher than Ryo. - Okay.
- The average person. - Okay.
- The average person. - Yumewaru-senpai!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Okay! - Wow!
- It's purple! - It's really purple.
- It's a little... - Yumewaru-senpai did it last,
- so it's still wet. - That's right.
- How many grams is it? - 0.72.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's the same amount as Ryo. - It's really 0.02.
- It's the same amount as Ryo. - Okay, who's the least?
- It's Techa-san! - Wow!
- What are you talking about? - Be careful.
- Techa-san's face is the reddest. - It's red!
- It's red. - But...
- My face is red. - Does it look like me?
- It's 0.37 grams.
- It's not a lot. - It's not a lot.
- It's half the amount.
- Even if it's twice as much, it's still 5 grams.
- His face is 0.78 grams.
- Wow!
- It looks like me.
- It really does. - But this time,
- it doesn't look like much of a difference.
- I don't think you can see it through the camera,
- but Ryo's is 0.7 grams.
- Yumewaru's is 0.7 grams.
- Nani's is 0.78 grams. - Tetsuya-san, you're too far away.
- Your eyes are rotting. - Tetsuya's is 0.
- 0. - 0.
- Would it have been better if I painted it? - That's right.
- I didn't really understand it when I looked at it on the plate. - Well, it was a bad thing. I'm sorry.
- Next, ramen! - You can't eat raw meat, can you?
- Yes, I don't eat it. - You're making a video of it, aren't you?
- I'll give you raw meat. - Yes.
- If you can't eat it raw, please pull it up. - Wow, that's rare.
- With a hot plate. - Hot plate?
- This time it's a fixed number of seconds. - Wow, is it possible?
- I bought some good meat this time. - Wow, thank you.
- This is the rarest meat you can think of. - Yes, it's the rarest.
- By the way, Toshimi-san, you know it well. - Yes.
- While we let the meat cool down... - That's right.
- There's still time for you to let it cool down. - Yes.
- Let's weigh it and cook it. - Yes.
- For the meat, I used the same thickness, same size, and same weight as the meat.
- So it's 20g in total. - Yes.
- I'm going to cook it on a hot plate, but the temperature is set to 140 degrees, which is the lowest temperature for a hot plate.
- I'm going to cook it now. - Okay!
- Ready...
- I'm the type of person who cooks meat well.
- I think it'd be better if it got warmer.
- The middle part is like this now.
- I can say it's still early.
- Oh, it's no good. While I'm letting it float...
- It's like I'm measuring it. It's closed. - I was going to stop it, but I stopped it.
- Well, well, well.
- Yes!
- Well, it's too hot, but I think it'll cook a little more from here.
- I'm going to use this!
- I'm going to cook some delicious meat!
- You can't adjust the heat here.
- Oh, you can't. I see.
- That's how it is.
- Okay!
- I'm going to cook it now.
- Okay!
- If we leave it like this for a little while, I think the heat will go through.
- Let's do it like that!
- Ready... Go!
- Oh, no! It's weird...
- I've learned it, so...
- It might be boring if I don't do it like Yosumi.
- No, I did it like Yosumi, so I couldn't see inside.
Idiot can't say it.
Yes!
This is rare.
I'm sure of it. I did it.
Nice to meet you.
I'm a sushi expert.
But it's difficult for me to eat it at all in this state.
But...
Everyone is like this and like this.
Freedom.
As much as Hiroshi Iinui.
Well, it may be that much freedom.
Oh, it's very good.
It's very good.
I'll turn it over.
I could eat it, but I think the government hasn't done it yet.
Oh, it may be coming.
Now!
I was surprised.
Maybe I did it a little too much.
That's all for sushi.
Huh?
It's rare, isn't it?
The theme is...
I'll do it.
Can you say it a little more?
I don't know!
This is my favorite thing.
I'll turn it over.
The sound is gone.
Is this true?
Really?
This is typical.
It's like a hot spot.
But...
OK!
Winner!
This was the hardest one.
I think we'll get this one.
The numbers are big.
I'll go first.
Here's the meat.
Wait a minute.
It's for helping.
It's not raw?
It's not raw.
It's red.
I see.
You can touch it.
How long did it take me?
2 minutes and 24 seconds.
2 minutes and 24 seconds for this?
I made a mistake.
I didn't want to show it to the camera.
Ryo!
You grilled the side too?
I don't know what's inside.
Ryo's is rare.
I'll grill the outside and grill the inside.
Ryo's is 5 minutes and 1 second.
It's not raw.
It's cooked.
Next, Tommy.
I grilled the side too?
How long did Toshimitsu grill it?
Toshimitsu's is 2 minutes and 1 second.
It's shorter than Mushi's.
Is that so?
It's open.
It's strawberry.
It's open.
It's medium.
It's MD.
I was surprised.
I was trying to show it to the world.
I lost my talent.
It's 4 minutes and 8 seconds.
You did it.
It's rare.
It's raw.
It's 1 minute and 28 seconds.
It's raw.
You did it.
You did it, master.
It's raw.
I didn't know.
It's raw.
I'm happy.
I think Ryo's is raw.
I'll eat it.
It's soft.
It looks good.
My concept of raw meat has changed.
Don't make mistakes.
How is it?
It's raw.
I can feel it.
It's good meat.
It's raw.
It looks good.
This is raw.
Should I grill the tail first?
Cut the middle.
It's a little suspicious.
But how is it?
Just grilling the tail makes me feel better.
It's rare.
It's raw.
Do you cut it?
It's like raw meat.
Grilled raw meat.
Shabu-shabu.
It's the shortest.
I can't cut it.
It's hard.
Does Tetsuya look the best?
Four of you are raw.
I'm sorry.
I want to grill it more.
Takashima beef.
Do you want to grill it more?
I don't like raw meat.
You eat it yourself.
It's delicious.
Good meat.
The fourth match.
This is your favorite food.
What do you call a big breast?
Dinosaur?
Correct.
You were not there today.
Thank you.
I can't read from 100 people.
Bring it here.
What is it?
It's like sticking to you.
It's a big breast.
By the way, it's not two breasts.
It's one breast.
I'm going to use the clay I used.
I don't know if you're particular about the shape.
I'm making my ideal big breast.
That's all for today.
I don't know much about cups or anything like that because I'm a guy who doesn't know much about it.
Roughly speaking, I think the second half of second place is already a bird's milk.
I wonder what it's like.
Oh, no! The clay is too heavy and it's coming!
No, I think it's like this, but I'd like you to give me a little bit of a dream.
It's a bird's milk! Please take it!
I like to drink a lot, but I haven't really touched it lately.
Bird's milk... What are you laughing about?
You like big lies, don't you?
What do you mean?!
Well, I guess it's bird's milk.
I think it'd be nice to have a bowl-shaped and beautiful shape like this.
I'll go with this.
Well, when you touch it with your boobs, it's too hidden.
I think you should take it.
No, I really don't know!
Shall we go a little further?
It's bird's milk!
Isn't it mostly bird's milk over your palms?
A little over my palms...
It's about sticking out, isn't it?
Thank you very much.
Well, I'd like to make some bird's milk at last.
OK, I'll read it.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
If you do it too roughly, you'll end up licking your boobs.
For now, I think it's right breast.
So, I'd like to tilt it a little bit to this side.
I'd like to tilt it outward.
Wow.
This is a critical moment, isn't it?
Sometimes... How can I say it?
You know, there are small grains of milk.
I'd like you to make good use of them.
What... What is it?
I'd like you to look up some small grains of milk.
I did.
OK.
Montgomerysen.
It's a secret line to protect human organs and milk from drying out.
I see.
It's quite an important role.
Wow, it's changed a lot.
I'm glad you like it.
It's disgusting.
I think it's good that you think it's bird's milk at last.
Yes, it should be like this.
It should be like this.
OK.
Here it is.
Seriously, I don't know.
I don't know, either.
Don't be stubborn.
You know it best, don't you?
I haven't touched my boobs that much recently.
You're the type of person who doesn't touch their boobs.
No, no, no.
It's not like that.
Touch your boobs.
The only person who touches their boobs is the one who doesn't touch their boobs.
Can you express your amount of boobs?
You're bold.
No, I can't.
What should we do?
Should I go first?
Yes.
My favorite milk boobs.
Here you are.
It's not like it's a big one.
It's like a milk boob.
Milk boob.
It's short.
It's like a chibusa.
It's like a chikubi.
Don't touch it.
Don't touch the tip.
It's like a cupansansa.
Isn't it a little modest?
Yes, it is.
Well, a little.
But I've been doing it in my heart.
This is already barely.
It's barely.
This time, water and hot water are like that.
That's all there is to it.
So it's gold or gold?
I feel like I'm at the bottom of gold.
I think it's just barely.
But it's gold.
Ryo-san's "congratulations" is "paaahhh"
Oh, perfect!
Perfect!
How big is it?
It's too big.
Let me see.
Shimizu-kun's favorite boobs.
It's huge!
It's bigger than a mirror!
It's huge!
It's like a melon bread.
I made a melon bread.
It's huge!
I don't like Bakunin.
Bakunin!
It's amazing!
It has a great body shape.
It's great!
It's juicy!
It's a little too much.
But it's hot!
Mr. Bushi's boobs are centered.
One of them is big.
It's huge!
Let me see Kezia-kun's favorite boobs.
My favorite boobs, please.
You...
Kezia-kun...
I don't like it at all.
It's my first time seeing boobs this big.
It's shiny.
Isn't it too small?
Can I touch it?
It's hot.
Mr. Umemaru's favorite boobs.
Please, Umemaru!
It's a little smaller than Mr. Bushi's.
It's about the same size as Mr. Bushi's.
It's been a while since Mr. Bushi's boobs were this big.
Let me weigh them.
Mine is 645g.
Mine is 929g.
Mine is 1,303g.
Mine is 660g.
Mine is 595g.
Technician is...
Rahi.
It's in the middle of breast milk!
And, Tochigi's boobs are like...
It's like an all-we-hamburger.
It's not big.
It's not kind.
It's honest and kind.
So, four matches are over...
There are two points, but one point for each of you, and one point for all of you.
And now for the final round...
- Oh! - I know what it is.
- So this is the first round. - Yeah, it's the first round for me.
- It's cloudy today, so I don't know. - I don't know either.
What if...
Oh!
If that's the case, it's the face of a fool.
- It's the face of a fool. - It's the face of a fool.
The back of a fool.
- Remember this! - Okay!
- So... - Yes?
- Question one! - Ah, it's out!
- It's been 6 o'clock or so... - It's been 6 o'clock or so...
- But I feel like this is going to be a battle that's pretty close to "bitabita". - Yeah.
- Well, for now... - Yes?
- The average person is out. - Yes.
- I've already announced it. - It's over.
- Yes. - Well, thank you.
- Thank you, really. - Thank you.
- The one who got the average point is...
- Toshimitsu-kun! - Thank you!
- Me and Toshimitsu are complete winners! - That's right!
- Yes! - Yes!
- Wow! - Toshimitsu is...
- Very ordinary! - Very ordinary!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- It's been a while! - It's been a while!
- This kind of timing is important... - Shall we say it?
- Sashimitsu-kun, it's 19:05. - Yes.
- Ah, but still... - Yesterday, 19:05 was like this...
- Well, well... - Ah, it's not good. - It's not difficult. - It's a bit hard to explain.
- It's night now. - It really is like that.
- The most... - Yes? - The most. - The most is...
- Ryo-kun. - Yes. - 18:53.
- Ah, but it's still a little early. - It's night.
[Ryozo and Shimizu's photos]
You're good at taking photos.
It's like "Yoyuu de Yoru"
Please announce the person between Ryozo and Shimizu.
It's me!
19 hours and 3 minutes.
19 hours and 3 minutes and 19 hours and 5 minutes.
It's already solidified in that sense.
It's almost there.
This is the photo I took.
Here it is!
No, it's okay.
It's totally fine.
I ate a lot of churros.
I was a little sleepy.
I was like "Haah!"
I opened the door and it was like "Yoru!"
Everyone was looking at me like this.
I thought it was "Yoru."
But I was like "Yoru!" at 6 hours and 59 minutes.
It was like "Becchakucha Yoru!"
I was surprised.
I was the second one.
I thought everyone was asleep.
I'm also a little suspicious now.
Are you okay?
The first one to wake up is this face.
It's Shimizu.
Next, please tell me who you took the picture with.
It's Bushi-san.
First of all, I'll show you the photo.
Here it is!
What is going on?!
Wait a minute!
22 hours and 22 minutes!
It's "Yoru Yoru Yoru"!
It's because of the stream I did last August.
I was like "I have to hurry and go home."
It's because of the stream I did last August.
I had to wake up at 7 o'clock.
It's impossible for us.
It's the worst.
It's different.
It's true.
I'm the last one.
Please look at my picture.
Wait a minute.
It's me!
Shut up!
I was in a hurry and went home.
I had to make a video.
I was in a hurry and went home.
It's almost night.
I had a meeting with Higuchi at 8 o'clock.
I was editing a video and said, "I'll be released tomorrow."
You idiot!
You said "Ahh!" three-fifths of the time.
I'm glad you said "Ahh!" once.
When I said "Which one is normal?"
It was all Toshimitsu.
The color of Toshimitsu was black.
It was as you imagined.
Toshimitsu has a good personality and good balance.
You like bad news.
Among these five people,
I'm not a bad person.
I thought I was a decent person.